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Get to the Point!

Ditch the Zombie Nouns Starting This Halloween

By Theda C. Snyder
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Boo! This Halloween, a lot of lawyers are going as sesquipedalians. They’re the ones habitually using zombie nouns.

Actually, by definition, sesquipedialians use bloated words every day.

The Zombies Are Among Us

Lawyers, bureaucrats and academics are notorious for adding suffix upon suffix to kill off perfectly serviceable action verbs to replace them with monsters: zombie nouns. The practice is called nominalization.

Sesquipedialians like to couple zombie nouns with a form of the weakest verb, “to be.” Instead of saying something distracts, it is a distraction. One does not consider facts; rather, they are a consideration. Instead of concluding, now the subject of the sentence reaches a conclusion.

Fancy-shmancy language does not communicate well. (With a zombie noun, that sentence would have read that such language is not good communication.) Tipoffs that you are seeing zombie nouns are suffixes like -ity, -tion and -ism

People attracted to zombie nouns tend (not “have a tendency”) to use lots of jargon. As if written by the living dead, their text sounds pompous, vague and boring. Here is an attorney’s actual tweet:

#Mediation is even-handed facilitation of individual values clarification in the presence of the other followed by transmogrification of values to interests, the building blocks of agreement.

Whew! Now that’s some sesquipedialian stuff! The translation into English appears to be: Mediation helps people work together to clarify what is important so they can agree.

Try to break the suffixes off your zombie nouns. Bring your writing back to life by using the root verb instead. Do this every day, not just on Halloween.

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Teddy Snyder Theda C. Snyder

Theda “Teddy” Snyder mediates civil disputes, workers’ compensation and insurance coverage cases, including COVID-19 related coverage disputes, in person or by video. Teddy has practiced in a variety of settings and frequently speaks and writes about settlements and the business of law. She was a Fellow of the College of Law Practice Management and is the author of four ABA books, including “Women Rainmakers’ Best Marketing Tips, 4th Edition” as well as “Personal Injury Case Evaluation” available on Based in Los Angeles, Teddy can be found at and on Twitter @SnyderMediation.

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